Make awkward sexual advances not war 

that hot girl on the side of the urban dictionary page who is wearing the socialy awkward t shirts that we all want to fuck.

hey want to Make awkward sexual advances not war

Make awkward sexual advances not war by Make awkward sexual advances n May 28, 2009

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War 

Do anything else rather than make a very childish foolish blunder.

George Bush is going to attack Iraq!!

Nobody would do that this day and age because everyone knows that would be stupid. Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War.

Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War by seymore hineys May 19, 2009

Unwanted Textual Advances 

The seemingly endless text messages you receive from the last person you would like to be receiving messages from.

John will not get the hint! My phone is full of his unwanted textual advances. It's just never gonna happen!

Unwanted Textual Advances by Zenkila May 10, 2011

awkward sexual advances

When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.

I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.

awkward sexual advances by idatedelvis99 March 8, 2009

unwanted advances

Strong hints towards predatory behavior or any behavior towards someone that is unwelcome.

Also unwelcome progress.

Janet invited her boss Rick to lunch so that they may discuss business, the whole time he tried to give her a promotion she was highly disturbed by his unwanted advances, to her career

Davis' and Alan are as close as brothers and today he Alan kissed Davis. Davis was appalled and never spoke to Alan again.

unwanted advances by fuckyoumynameis January 3, 2014

Texas cash advance 

The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.

Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."

Texas cash advance by sambrero57 October 10, 2013

Gameboy Advance SP 

A handheld gaming system.
An upgrade to the previous GameBoy Advance.
Features a back-light,
rechargable battery,
32-megabit,I believe,processer,
ac-adapter,
incredible graphics,
a massive library of games(library spans 8 years),
8 buttons,
volume control,
light switch,
and the games can easily be switched.
An attachment can be purchased so it can hold 4 games at one.
One of the best hand-helds to date.

Me:I just bought a GBASP.
Friend:Cool.I just bought one too!

Gameboy Advance SP by May March 27, 2004