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Advanced Role Play

A type of online role play in which you MUST be literate. Multiple line and paragraph post, good spelling, and proper grammar are a MUST!
Use "for dialog" and NO *action*
If you try to role play like that in an advanced section, you WILL be eaten alive!
This is just a snippet of what an Advanced Role Play should look like, there is a heck of a lot more than just these to post from one.

Yuuki: It was getting midday as Arura walked through the forest. Other than the animals of the forest that would some times come up to her for a moment, then run off, she was alone. But, knowing the potential dangers, she carried with her bow and quiver filled with arrows, though she hoped to not use them. She breathed in the cool, autumn air. It was soothing to her.

Figuring there was no one within ear distance, she began to hum a soft melody. And as she continued on, it began to grow into a wordless song. It was carried through the trees by the wind, harmonizing with the songs of nature.

Wolfgang: Ahmose slipped through the trees as silently as the animals that made it their homes. His movements weren't quite as fluid as theirs or the elves that lived so closely with them, but it served just as well. The singing served him well to hone in on his target as he hunted. Small hand signs were made with his left hand as his right carried a sword. His target was usually alone on her walks but could be armed. Besides she could be secretly meeting someone who he'd have to deal with.

Suddenly he found the path. Ahmose stopped and backed off into the trees again, listening for the voice which still rang out clear. She was past him already, good. He followed the path, noting a few more animals present than he'd seen before, odd since it was so near a path. Finally he saw her ahead of him and leaped softly, almost floated, up to a tree branch.

She was certainly beautiful, by human and elven standards, and he took a moment to admire her. After that moment was passed he sheathed his sword and raised his left hand before him, beginning the endless sequence it'd be going through once more from the beginning. Halfway through he breathed a single word, and launched himself forward. He rocketed forward to the next tree and the next until he was level with her. He leaped down and stood right next to her, roughly grabbing her arm as he raised his left hand once more, the sequence finishing just as he did.

There was a rushing feeling and then... They were in a clearing with two horses, an empty fire ring, and a few supplies. Several miles from where they had just been.
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026