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administrative assistant 

A modern day name for a "secretary".
Jane: "What does she do?"

Barry: "She's an administrative assistant."

Jane: "Oh."

go on administrative leave

To receive symbolic punishment for your actions without facing any real accountability or repercussions.

See Also: Paid suspension, suspension with pay, qualified immunity
A cop got in trouble for murdering someone in their home. He will definitely just go on administrative leave.

administrative leave 

when you lose your job (are asked to leave) but still get paid, probably because the company might not be able to legally fire you
The guard who caused all the bad publicity for Airport X by temporary leaving his post has been placed on administrative leave while they investigate the situation.
administrative leave by perhaps23 January 9, 2010

Administrative Leave 

TV: Officer Smith killed 3 niggers, a muslim, and a jew, and raped, killed, ate, and skull fucked a white girl.
He was placed on administrative leave pending further investigation.

Translated: Fucking vacation.

The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility 

Also known as ADX Florence is the ultimate jail for the most dangerous people in the world. Terrorists, serial killers, etc. It can also be used to describe years like 2020 and 2022.
El Chapo is serving life in The United States Penitentiary, Administrative Maximum Facility also known as ADX Florence.

2020 is like ADX Florence with the stay-at-home orders.

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs 

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.
shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.