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Adjusted Penis Size 

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

Attitude Adjuster 

A special local drink served at a campsite bar in Venice, Italy called Fusina Bar. It has been known to cause a loss of clothing and innocence.

It contails 2 shots of Rum, 2 shots of Vodka, 2 shots of Gin, a shot of Tequila and is topped up with a Bacardi Breezer. Served in a pint glass with ice.
Man, we went on Contiki tour, ended up with attitude adjuster...I don't even know her name!

Adjusted Coffee 

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.
Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.
Adjusted Coffee by StreetyAus September 8, 2010
The sweetest guy you could ever meet.most adorable thing ever to be born.the love of my life and so much more.he's a keeper and all mine.
My Austers loves me!
Austers by Cassy Manning November 29, 2011

attitude adjuster 

A gun. Plain and simple. It can be any kind of gun that shoots lethal projectiles.
That nigga was out of line and then i pulled out that attitude adjuster. Then that nigga was standing at attention.

shower adjuster 

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.
Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.
shower adjuster by capryl May 18, 2013