brown acrobat

Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of their body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags but is quite rare. If one finds some then it is their job to show all there mates as soon as possible. Warning, dont show ur parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, u dont want ur parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do u?

Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude,

Andy: Yeh dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, twas a great wank to start off the new year

Bob: Yeh it really was

by the brown acrobat January 5, 2008

Acrobatic Orca

A person who is over weight and try's to do tricks in a pool and just fails

That girl is such an acrobatic orca.

by Larahh January 25, 2010

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016

Anal Acrobat

A person who does acrobatics in the middle of Anal

Jaira is an Anal Acrobat

by Jairas Gay June 15, 2022

Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009

Jew Acrobatics

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game

Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!

by Szechuan July 20, 2008