4 definitions by Golf swinger on the daily

yank my wank

To masturbate

1. You almost done?
2. Yeah, but first i gotta yank my wank

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016

founding fathers

When you sperm in a girls hair and mix it up so that it resembles a white powdered wig.

Her hair was oily for weeks after she a got a founding fathers!

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016

chocolate fudged

Where a lover poops on your face.

Last night was intense, I got chocolate fudged by my wife.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016

african acrobat

When someone poops on your penis, and you proceed to fling your penis around, sending the shit in their direction.

I hope i never perform an african acrobat.

by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016