by MattMcRib September 14, 2013
Someone who literally jumps another person they're fucking, and usually there's a lot of flipping, spinning, and swinging (sometimes from trapeze).
The acrobat girl with the caribbean pufferfish haircut would climb up five stories, then jump the girl she was fucking. It was their favorite thing to do when they weren't doing the circus, the girl was the most acrobatic fuck in town.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019
A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.
I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!
by rc55 November 1, 2003
Mixed + Mens Pair: Older Men forcing young girls and boys into things they dont want to do.
Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
Womans Group + Pair: Old Women forcing little girls into things they dont want to do.
by Gofol December 18, 2018
a sicknasty jump flip move known to be effective at escaping INSUFFERABLE GUARDIANS and their SORCEROUS SCULPTURES
by excessiveRancor December 7, 2022
Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.
"JA" for short.
"JA" for short.
by Karla Myer September 9, 2007
When your car door is on the edge of the driveway and you have to get to your door without touching the grass.
by Confetti_fun November 19, 2018