When a dick has no shaft, only a tip
It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?
by wiggly dick December 24, 2014
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A FBI agent or snitch of LUE that goes around making people cry!
by fafdfdafdsfds December 11, 2003
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Basically, an acorn barnacle is when the female has a barnacle-looking patch growing between her legs, along with maggots eating away at her pearl. There is a video online that you can watch to get a better picture.
Dave: yo dude i just had sex with tz the other day and turns out she got acorn barnacles
John: holy shit!!!
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When two midgets have a midget baby
This midget couple just gave birth to a couple of twin acorn babies
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1. A person who takes hard evidence to the people by publishing it on the internet such as publishing youtube videos that expose public corruption.

2. Any individual who plays an active role in exposing fraud and corruption, abuse and deceptive practices or any involvement in subverting the interests of justice or publlic responsibility that includes exposing facts and evidence on the internet that may not otherwise be exposed by the media such as youtube videos exposing Acorn Corruption and Fraud.
The new group of activists are refered to as "Acorn Crackers" who expose public corruption using the internet publishing resourses like youtube to make evidence such as recordings and videos of officials engaged in wrongdoings known and assessable to the general public, often thwarting media attempts to suppress public interest stories for possible self interest reasons.

The new atmospher created by internet publishing simplicity has created an open door for "Acorn Crackers" to expose public corruption by means of publishing incriminating evidence, video tapes, recorded phone calls, etc. baddly needed to bring about changes long over due.
by Dynamic Thought Adjuster September 21, 2009
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When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor
Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.
by tinydicktinyhand January 23, 2016
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The galaxy in which the squirrel population secretly resides in their spare time. They travel there under the command of the Squirrel Queen of Winston. The spaceship on which they travel is powered by hoarded acorns which the squirrels are frequently seen nomming on. The Squirrel Queen freely gives milk to all of her faithful squirrel minions using her large tits.
Kelsie: "What the f*ck those squirrels are bombing us with nuts!"

Camryn: "Don't talk about them, they'll just bomb us harder."

Kristine: "Nooo Squirrel Queen sen them back to Acorn T9!"
by seXXXyManBeast09 October 26, 2009
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