3 definitions by wiggly dick

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

Rocky Road

1. To have diarrhea while doing anal, and still continuing to do anal
2. taking a shit in a Ben and Jerseys

dude 1: did you hear about Thomas
dude 2: no, what about him
dude 1: he was fuckin his bitch you know, then all of the sudden she began to Rocky Road all over his dick,

dude 2: sick!
dude one: he even still continued
dude 2: that's disgusting.

by wiggly dick October 10, 2014

Chris Browned

getting bitch slapped/ hit so hard that it would look like chris brown did it

girl: did you see Britney
girl 2: yeah, she was totally Chris browned by mike. He's a giant dick

by wiggly dick September 29, 2014