acockalypse

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

by schweeby April 6, 2014

acockalypse

When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.

My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.

by marmoo November 11, 2014

acockalypse

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

by vadoubled's March 17, 2010

acockalypse

When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.

Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.

by dontimo November 26, 2008

zombie acockalypse

Whenever a hoard of jerking zombies attack a bathroom.

Dude that bathroom looks like it just had a zombie acockalypse

by Hugh Dick April 16, 2015