The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.
When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.
by vadoubled's March 16, 2010
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The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.
I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.
by schweeby April 06, 2014
When you wake up in a room littered with cocks.
Martin was so blacked out that he woke up in chelsea, with a dudes fist in his ass in a full acockalypse.
by dontimo November 26, 2008
When a penis is so powerful that it destroys something.
My penis is so powerful it could cause an acockalypse.
by marmoo November 11, 2014