When you want to support a fact without expressing any valid reference.
According to the books, Miguel got married in Hungary.
by Magic_t31 August 29, 2015
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Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
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Simply one of the greatest cars ever created. During the day it’s hands down a great, reliable, efficient and good looking daily driver car
During the night, it’s high power VTEC K series engine is powerful enough to keep up with vehicles on the mountain pass, and also handles great
-I just got a 4:30 time on Akina In my Honda accord!
-Thats Pushin 🅿️
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A phrase that can potentially be used at the end of a sentence to potentially be an asshole.

Usually used after a fact or bold statement.
Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey bro! What was the cause of extinction for dinosaurs?"

Asshole: "A large meteorite struck the earth, according to theory."

Or for even the more practical use:

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "Hey what time does the movie start?"

Asshole: "7:05 according to theory."

Dude Who Wants To Gain Knowledge: "No need to be a douche"

Asshole: "Come at me bro!"
by BillCosby'sBrosef February 11, 2011
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The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.
Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.
by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 5, 2011
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How can they say the Iraq Was is not going according to script? There was no plan in the first place
by Bill Peters November 6, 2006
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"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd April 22, 2012
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