Noun. A statement that is obviously bullshit but will nonetheless convince a large audience to believe it, because the author doubles down on their lie by also pretending they have expertise in the field.
From German origins "Aber-kann" (although possible) and french "ânerie" (donkeys will buy it)
A- So I listened to a podcast where the author says there is a new scientific way to use your brain better.
B- Sounds like bullshit to me. Neuroscientists barely understand how the brain works.
A- but wait he says he knows better because he has three pH.Ds, and has given 400 talks on the topic, and went to Stanford...
B- he is probably faking his resume too. You should stop listening to these Aberkâneries.
They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.
The place where you’ll find some of the poshest people in all of wales and some of the dirtiest walk through town and it’s like Buckingham palace go up past bailey park it’s like the ghettos
“Where did you get your drugs”
“Got them from the drug ring in the posh town of Abergavenny”
Abertridwr is the greatest town in Wales, hands down. The short name for Abertridwr is Aber and is Commonly mis-pronounced as “Aa-ba”, however in the welsh accent it is actually pronounced “Are-ber”. Abertridwr also produces the greatest food in all of Caerphilly, with a kebab shop, Chinese shop, the chippy and sam’s grill house, it is untouchable. Abertridwr owns the bronze artwork, which is the perfect landmark to sit by whilst eating your doner kebab from the kebab shop. The final thing about Abertridwr is the park. Named “Aber park” the park owns the local library and also, the football (soccer) club.
Person 1 : Hey, what’s up butt? You wanna go Abertridwr park after school?
Person 2 : yeah! that’s the best park in Caerphilly!