ABE

Awkward But Entertaining (ABE) - when someone or something is simultaneously extremely awkward and embarrassingly entertaining.

Customer - "I'm looking to buy a bottle of your nougaretto"
Salesman - "Careful, that's an aphrodisiac" *winks*
Customer - "It's actually for my mum"
Salesman - "Well I'm sure she'll have a great time"
Customer - *goes red* "well this is awkward!"
Salesman - "i'll wrap it in some fishnet stockings for you"
Customer - "oh god"
Customer's girlfriend - *laughing* "this is so frikin ABE!"

Boyfriend and girlfriend painting a wall

Boyfriend - "it's funny how our painting styles reflect our personalities"
Girlfriend - "how so?"
Boyfriend - "well you like to make small and accurate strokes, you're a perfectionist"
Girlfriend - "ok, so what about you?"
Boyfriend - "I like to just lather it on thick, and wait for you to clean it up"
Girlfriend - "oh my, how ABE!" *puts palm to head like a damsel in distress*
*laughter*
*porno ensues....*

by TiggyToms December 25, 2013

Abe

An extremely unattractive snaggletoothed virgin female with full-on Abe Lincoln facial hair (stache, beard, sideburns)

OMG did you see that chick?? She is totally an Abe!

by Sweet_Melissa December 9, 2010

ABS

Acronym for "Awkward Boner Syndrome"

I was at work the other day giving a presentation, when ABS struck!

by Phydeaux8635 May 19, 2013

Abe

Nick name of Abraham Lincoln. Therefore anyone whom is deemed the name is a bad ass and probably has a large penis. Usually very sexy and mysteriously interesting. Sometimes belongs to a home schooler.

I'm gonna give Abe massive ABE (a big erection) tonight.

by BigboyABE April 19, 2013

Abed

Slang for "Nigger" in Arabic.

Whulla these Abeds stink worse than my mother's falafel.

by KWK April 7, 2009

ABS

Acronym for "Aggressive Butt Sex" or "Angry Butt Sex".

That was some serious ABS we had last night, I haven't worked up a sweat like that since I was a teenager.

I didn't like that ABS last night; tonight, lets have CBS.

by Yuby Hoo May 27, 2008

AB

A Maui High c/o 2010 saying that stands for "Act Bad" as in showing off, acting all big.

Guy:"Ho! look at me flex!"
Girl: "You so AB!"

by 808allday October 11, 2011