aaron parsons 

the sexiest man alive. anyone one who comes into contact with someone named aaron parsons should immediately bow down and worship the very ground he treads upon.

A man named Ross once came upon a man named Aaron Parsons, once Ross was in his presence he immediately fell face first on the ground for he was unworthy to be in his presence

aaron parsons by webhead33 April 13, 2010

Aaron Parsons 

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

Aaron Parsons by Dalil December 21, 2019