A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

S.A.W.S. 

abv. Sudden Absence from Work Syndrome

Manager 1: Wheres Jerry he was supposed to finish those TPS reports for me this morning.

Manager 2: He was in China Town last weekend and just called in to say he got a bad case of S.A.W.S. and cant make it in.

S.A.W.S. by Shagittarius June 9, 2003

L.A.W.S. rocket 

This acronym is used for a one-shot weapon used in battles/wars. It stands for Light-AntiTank-Weapons-System. It is approximately 4" in diameter and when not being prepared to fire, is collapsed to two to two feet, 10 inches. When extended, readied to be fired, it extends to 3 feet 2 inches and two and a half feet, respectively.

The soldier took out the small tank with a L.A.W.S. rocket.

L.A.W.S. rocket by BigTime310 May 20, 2016

B.A.W.S 

acronym for "Bunk Ass Weak Shit"

Used when you truly despise/hate someone or something
Can be used to describe situations that one is in as well

Your boy's C.D. is B.A.W.S. man

Person A: How was you day
Person: It was totally B.A.W.S.

B.A.W.S by Adam Dunn November 17, 2006

B.A.W.S 

Bad Ass Woman Slayer

A woman slayer of the bad ass male orientation.

A bad ass man who slays women on a daily basis.

"Bro, did you see that B.A.W.S over there? He totally slayed all my women....what a bad ass..."

"Dude, he boned three chicks last night... What a B.A.W.S."

B.A.W.S by LynchMobbin' September 8, 2011

P.A.W.S 

Paws stands for a premarital anime watching session. This is usually used ironically by non-watchers to make fun of people who do watch anime. Watching anime together is usually an activity done once you are married and paws are looked down upon.

“Hey dude wanna come over this weekend and have a P.A.W.S”

P.A.W.S by Andrewburk February 9, 2020

S.A.W Strapping 

Where a person is trapped in a Gimp suit and has to escape within a time limit or they’re pegged

Justin: “why the fuck am I in a gimp suit? Where am I” Jane: you have 1 minute to escape or you will be pegged” Justin: “What the fuck? Is this a S.A.W Strapping?”

S.A.W Strapping by Pro S.A.W Strapper September 28, 2025