a monk's circle 

A practise usualy undertaken by homosexuals whereby a group of men sit in a circle and wank each other off in quick succession. Usualy performed with some kind of lubricant such as a big slab of butter.

A: 'Cor blimey did you see that group of puffs having a monk's circle last night in that abandoned warehouse!'

B: 'Yea those dirty fuckers i saw they had a huge slab of butter with them as well! They were at it all night!'

a monk's circle by rory_mcgrath October 6, 2006

a Monk moment 

When you are doing something that really grosses you out.

He got a little dirt on his hand a had a Monk moment.

a Monk moment by TJRogers April 6, 2008

Spunk on a monk 

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.

Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.

Spunk on a monk by Rob Heath February 11, 2006

bang'n a monk 

to smack a black person on the head

All the white kids liked to play bang'n a monk in elementary school.

bang'n a monk by chauncey7 April 5, 2010

havin a monk 

when you're having a monk

jake: what's a monk
kaya: havin a monk gee gee

havin a monk by peteryupyupyup July 5, 2020

chunk-a-munk or chunk a monk 

Term of endearment used for an adorably chubby baby.

Stylized chunk-a-munk or chunk a monk.

"My chunk-a-munk is 6 months old today! Look at those chubby cheeks!"

chunk-a-munk or chunk a monk by TidalWave23 February 8, 2023

cuff a monk 

to manipulate female Genitalia with ones hands(fingerbang)

every time I go out with a girl I have to cuff a monk

cuff a monk by P-Feezy November 3, 2003