A Walmart Surprise 

When someone shoves a frozen sausage up your

ass while licking it at the same time in a Walmart bathroom

Hey Jimbo open wide I'm about to give a Walmart Surprise.

A Walmart Surprise by Niggaz in my butthole May 15, 2020

I am a walmart bag. 

Read the title.

I am a walmart bag.

I am a walmart bag. by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

I sexually identify as a walmart bag by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

bro from a different walmart 

Another way to describe a friend

me and my bro from a different walmart played minecraft last night

bro from a different walmart by computernerd2222 April 15, 2020

Walmart Lay-A-Way 

When you hide something at a store that you want to buy so that others cannot buy it, then returning to buy it.

Bryan hid a pair of sunglasses under a stand so that no one else could buy them. He later came back and purchased them. This is an example of "Walmart Lay-A-Way"

Walmart Lay-A-Way by ek11sx April 17, 2009

Like a water from Walmart off the stack 

When someone you see is so basic yet so absolutely hot that they're off the stack/unique in how basic they are.

Isabella: hey my look at this photo of my friend
Fernando: oh my god. Shes like a water from walmart off the stack
Isabella: what the fuck does that even mean

Like a water from Walmart off the stack by Zer0Rebel4 November 25, 2021

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee 

when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.

guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee

boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee by booty42069 April 24, 2018