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bum a smoke

"hey bro can i bum a smoke from ya?"

"why certainly, good sir, you may indeed have a cigarette this fine evening."

"sweet thanks weirdo."
bum a smoke by silly hats only February 18, 2009

blow a smoke ring 

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.
Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!
blow a smoke ring by Cherished August 20, 2006

bum a smoke

to get a cigarette from someone for free.
Girl 1: hey can i bum a smoke?
Girl 2: sure. here, have fun getting cancer
bum a smoke by Kennedi Greene March 1, 2009

Birth a smoke monster 

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.

Throw a smoke bomb 

To disapear whilst on a night out, without notifying your mates. Usually at the request of a spouse/partner and/or to avoid the harrasment of said mates and ongoing defence of your manliness
Where's Dave?
I think he snuck out to throw a smoke bomb, he went out for a piss/drink/cigarette etc and never came back.
Throw a smoke bomb by cableguy73 November 29, 2009

coffee and a smoke 

It's the new Netflix and Chill but when in public or with friends. How to ask your partner for sex in front of people... Coffee and a smoke..
Hey babe should we go for a quick coffee and a smoke??