doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

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seat belt-a-roonie

What Ned Flanders on The Simpsons calls a seat belt.

{Ned}: Let's see here...key in the ignition, turn it to fire up the motor, seat belt-a-roonie, shift into drive, hands at 10 and 2, floor it!

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g3t b4nneD on a bloccg43m aNd gEt pr0m0td saeM dae

"w0A ThaT kID puLlEd a RoOkiE !1!!1!"

pull a rookie kids

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A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.

A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.

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To turn right, especially with reckless disregard and at high speed.

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to hit a dome and a pen at the same time. the word rookie referring to a baby stoner who can’t take a hit without coughing.

a rookie by idkatp July 12, 2023

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For when heck is too weak and hell is too strong.

Heck-a-roonie by Lurker78 December 29, 2016

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