A Queer Boast But Alas 

An archaic form of Weird Flex but OK used by medieval crusaders and bishops up through the 14th century

Count Michael of Winsuxershire-Upon-Hill the 3rd: Ho! Behold all thoust who are present! I have baked AT LEAST 16 crows into my pie!
Cardinal Willy of Piedmont: *medieval chuckle* lol, you put birds in your desserts instead of goat urine? A queer boast but alas!

A Queer Boast But Alas by xX_Chromosones_Xx December 2, 2018

ur dear a queer 

The end of all arguments and insults. This insult will completely destroy the whole universe and there is no escaping from it. Please, for the love of God and everything on Earth and all we have, DON'T SAY THIS.

Faggot: ur mom gay lol
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.

ur dear a queer by worst_insults June 13, 2018

happier than a queer in a pickle factory 

To describe happiness or excitement about an event. In relation to a fag's excitement over working in a pickle factory.

Ex: "Chad: I WON THE LOTTERY!"

"Chad's Wife: thats great hunny how do you feel?"

"Chad: HAPPIER THAN A QUEER IN A PICKLE FACTORY!"

happier than a queer in a pickle factory by PseudonymBoomerFaggot64 September 11, 2019

National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day 

March 19th every year will be a celebration of homosexuality and foot fetishes. This tradition was brought to us from LA in Brunswick Oh.

Hey, Happy National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day.

National Stick Your Foot In A Queer Day by LA JAKO March 19, 2019

liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

Quote from a King somewhere

Stop drinking that beer you queer. Liquor and not beer unless you're a queer.

liquor and not beer unless you're a queer. by Notaking January 28, 2017

Fuck a queer friday

"Fuck a queer friday" is a weekly event on which you must fuck a queer person or you have cootties and are gay.

Omg tomorrow is fuck a queer friday!

Fuck a queer friday by HahaYourMum July 20, 2022

made a queer 

A phrase used to describe someone becoming a homosexual.

Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Joe's son?
Man 2: No, what?
Man 1: He made a queer!

made a queer by warewolf56 January 16, 2024