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1.
an underground term for a male anatomy aka the male penis
His purple headed womb ferret pertruded her vertical bacon smile
by l dawg n b rad September 18, 2003
 
2.
a fat cock
"excuse me miss, but would you like to taste my purple headed womb ferret?"
by bantu rydurr November 28, 2003
 
3.
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
by seamus October 15, 2003