Fuck Me With A hot Poker 

The defintition of the word litterally means "I Don't Believe it!" or "Holy Crap!" It's simply an exclaimation used to suggest shock. The Phrase comes from the Movie "Live From Baghdad." Thats the only place I've ever heard it used.

This phrase can be taken literally and is often hilarious if people look at you strangely for saying it.

Guy 1: Dude! the internet is up again!
Guy 2: Well Fuck me with a Hot Poker!
Guy 1: Heh... no.

Fuck Me With A hot Poker by ~dark_in_Stereo January 29, 2005

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker 

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Smack a poke

When you are referring to smoking a pack of cigarettes but you accidentally switch the second letters in each word. But you like the mistake so much you decide to joke about it and from then on refer to smoking as "smacking a poke" if needing to be covert around people who may not like your smoking activity.

Person 1: "You wanna go smack a poke?"
Person 2: "Yeah that sounds good."
Person 1: "Ok sweet I'll see you in a few."
Person 3: "What are you two talking about???"

Smack a poke by The Arrogant Bastards May 11, 2010

pig in a poke 

Litterally, 'a pig in a bag or a sack'. Buying something sight unseen. Usually resulting in buyer's remorse. This saying is found mostly in the southern states.

"I should have known better tha to by a I-pod on E-bay, it turns out it was a cassette recorder"
"Well, you should know better than to buy a pig in a poke."

pig in a poke by Alpa June 27, 2006

throw a poke into 

term used by the male of the species to reference the act of sexual congress

Though Paul's wife fell victim to a starch bomb explosion and gained 40lbs,he assured her he would still "throw a poke into" her

throw a poke into by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

Give You a Poke 

American Wild West slang for having sex with a girl. Literally to poke her in the vagina with your penis.

Other forms- To have a poke, having a poke, poke her good, give her a poke, give her a real good poke, giving her a poke

For example, from the 2011 Kiwi Western Black Comedy "Good For Nothing", a cowboy kidnaps a girl.

Girl- "And just what do you intend to do with me?!"
Guy- "Give you a poke!"
*Girl stares wordlessly at Guy, jaw hanging open*

Give You a Poke by josa115 November 23, 2013

Shite in a poke 

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

Shite in a poke by Counfsed June 2, 2018