moron-a-meter

(noun) Device used to measure stupidity level of actions. Units measured in 'greggabytes'.

Jack measured 20 greggabytes on the moron-a-meter.

moron-a-meter by GTOman December 16, 2011

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Give-a-Toss-a-meter

A fictious device used to measure your personally interest in a given story or news.

Well that story about your car journey to work failed to move the needle on my Give-a-toss-a-meter.

Give-a-Toss-a-meter by Matt Eagles October 23, 2003

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giving-a-fuck meter

Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.

I did too, but my giving-a-fuck meter is at like 0.3 right now.

giving-a-fuck meter by Okzoz June 1, 2011

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Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

Give a Fuck Meter by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011