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I can make a guitar sing 

Talking anybody into anything.
"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

rock star without a guitar 

Somebody who smokes a lot of rock cocaine.
Billy Bob: Hey can I get a rock of that good good from you?
dealer: Man, you love that rock!
Billy Bob: Fo sho
dealer: Your a rock star without a guitar

hendrix a guitar 

setting fire to and/or burning your guitar
how to hendrix a guitar

*person smashing guitar*

person 2: what the hell man?
person 1: i'm doing a hendrix!

That dude with the guitar at a party

The douchey guy that always brings his guitar and tries to act cool at parties or other gatherings. The conversation always comes back around to the type of music that he and his band are doing now or why his taste in music is so much cooler than yours. When the focus turns to someone or something else, he starts to strum loudly on his guitar or tries to get other musicians to have an impromptu jam session so that he can be the focus again. This guy is typically one of two personality types; way over the top happy or the brooding "too cool for school" guy. For an example, see Reverend Tim-Tom from the TV show on ABC named "The Middle."
Your friend Ethan is turning into "that dude with the guitar at a party."

godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar 

possibly the greatist thing ever thought of.
Joe: So I was think of geting a tattoo.
John:Of what?
Joe: godzilla riding a skateboard playing guitar
John:OMFG thats the greatest thing ive ever heard!
1.) Spanish slang for being completely embarassed
2.) Total loss of words; no comeback for being put down
3.) Bitching out on a get together for one bullshit reason or another
4.) Being a bitch and not wanting to do something
Pinche Steve always finds a way to aguitar James...probably because they're secret lovers.
aguitar by Captain Guido May 11, 2006