A Crap for That 

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy

Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...

A Crap for That by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap 

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"

"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009

have a crap 

an act of emptying solid waste matter from the bowels

Linda: Why are you going to the toilet with your IPad?
Richard: I'm gonna have a crap.

have a crap by summergal March 29, 2015

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap by General America December 19, 2010

i don't give a crap 

To not care

I don't give a crap about you!

i don't give a crap by ManBlo February 12, 2018

Drop a crap and take a nap 

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

Drop a crap and take a nap by Vinderex December 25, 2019

son of a crap 

-a phrase to say when frustrated
-another way of saying son of a bitch

Mom: Timmy, you have to do chores now.
Timmy: Son of a crap...

son of a crap by Nicole February 16, 2004