A Bit Of A Wank On 

A phrase that describes when an object is shaking or vibrating in an abnormal or particularly violent fashion.

"Y'see these ceiling fans, Barry?", Joshua McTrousers called to his workmate. One fan wasn't secured properly and was shaking side to side whilst spinning. "Yes, the middle one has got a bit of a wank on, hasn't it", Barry concurred. Joshua tightened his grip on his tool case. "I'll have this fixed by the day's end, or my name isn't Joshua McTrousers!"

Alice's car had a bit of a wank on, as her complete lack of practical skill had led her to think that the best replacement for a flat tire was a square one.

"Controlling resonance in mechanical systems is a challenge for designers", Professor Gardenhose explained. "If you don't control it properly, your resultant engine might run with a bit of a wank on."

A Bit Of A Wank On by JankZappa January 19, 2022

a bit of a handful 

difficult to look after, especially children and animals.

Your son can be a bit of a handful at times.

a bit of a handful by Vik_Vik January 10, 2011

a bit of a ball ache

A task or duty that is mildly tedious and something you would rather not do. Less severe than a task which is a, "right ball ache"

Having to do your timesheets at 17:30 on a Friday before you can leave work is a bit of a ball ache.

a bit of a ball ache by Joost911 August 23, 2010

A Bit Of Alright

1.Term used to describe one who is appealing to the senses, both physically and/or emotionally. 2.Someone who is better than bad. 3.Hottie. 4.Caitlin

1.You're a bit of alright ya know that?

A Bit Of Alright by John Barry September 30, 2005

A Bit of Fry and Laurie 

A British TV comedy series starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. There were four seasons which ran from 1989 til 1995. The show comprised of various sketches, often based heavily on wordplay. Hugh Laurie would often perform comical songs, and sketches were interspersed with aparrantly random vox-pops of recurring characters saying irrelevant statements. The most well known characters are probably John and Peter, hard-drinking, very dramatic businessmen who have a different business in each episode but are always based in Uttoxceter. The show is a classic but isn't particularly widely known. In series' 3 & 4, each episode ended with Fry saying "Please Mister Music, will you play?" and Laurie playing the theme tune while Fry hilariously mixed various unusual cocktails, including a Sodding Mary. The show was pretty eccentric and fairly highbrow, with a side helping of innuendo and wordplay. And drag.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that hilarious show A Bit of Fry and Laurie?
Person 2: No..
Person 1: Well you should. You'll love it. Or you're a Pimhole.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie by Mr Dalliard October 27, 2010

a bit of alright

An attractive person, be it male or female. Used by heterosexuals to describes memembers of the opposite sex and homosexuals to describe members of the same sex. Bi-sexuals get to use it for anyone!

That Hayley's a bit of alright.

a bit of alright by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

A Bit Of The Old 

"in out,in out" quote from the character little Alex in the S.Kubrick movie,"A Clockwork Orange" Their euphimism for sexual intercourse.

Alex and his droogs were having a bit of the old in out, in out with her.

A Bit Of The Old by Jonrush@ETEXAS August 13, 2005