Discovered by a mom 

A tagline added to the end of internet marketing campaigns, with the aim of increasing clicks on the advertisment. Moms have reached a golden age of innovation, heralded as more significiant than the industrial revolution. They have discovered fantastic teeth whitening, weight loss, acne removal and many other cosmetic enhancements that have eluded top researchers for decades.

"Learn the simple trick, discovered by a mom, to turn teeth whiter"

"Lose 20lbs in one week using the trick discovered by a mom from Whatever town your ISP is based in - this increases the feeling of familiarity the user feels with the entrepreneurial mom

Discovered by a mom by bonus23 September 29, 2009

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

like a mom by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

what a mom 

A person that is a huge bust on something

Person 1:” don’t do that you’ll get hurt”

Person 2: “omg what a mom🙄”

what a mom by Peeps giggle November 17, 2017

Just a mom 

It's a sarcastic statement. No mother is "just" anything. Motherhood is an important role in life.

"Oh, yeah she's just a mom."

Just a mom by tscullen June 11, 2018

fuck your bitch of a mom day 

You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her

Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."

Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"

fuck your bitch of a mom day by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 5, 2023

Once you go black you become a Single mom 

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

Once you go black you become a Single mom by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

it's not a phase mom 

when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.

>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- OMG It's not a phase mom.

it's not a phase mom by TheDerpyChicken July 18, 2017