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by OneFuckingMachete October 4, 2019
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One of two things men keep after a divorce.
She got the house and the kids.
I kept my penis and my soul.
by FrankC March 15, 2004
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What some women say just before they cum.
When she cums she says penis penis penis oh penis!
by Judge dredd7 December 3, 2011
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a amazing thing to suck and lick lick a icy pole.
i sucked my dads penis.
by potato sniffer 3000 July 31, 2018
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The only thing a poor boy has to play with.
Growing up, I was so poor, If I wasn't born a boy I would have had nothing to play with.
by Jilwan June 20, 2005
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A disease that causes society's shittiest problems. Children.
I put my penis in her ass so I wouldn't make a child on accident.
by TrumpisDad December 1, 2016
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1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.
When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.
by Randy L. Pendleton December 10, 2003
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