(Mo-Nay, not Mo-NET.) A cool, easily annoyed person. Fun to be around, but not when they're pissed off at you. Monets need their space.
Yeah I guess Monets cool.
Yeah but not when she's pissed off.
by fuzzyelmo April 11, 2009
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The perfect girl. Typically blonde. She is smart, beautiful, and you can't help but to love her. She loves to party and has an amazing body, with big boobs and the ideal booty. Monets may not be sure exactly who they want to be in a relationship with, but will always have one guy who is perfect for her, and she will love him to no end. Monets are perfect long-term girlfriends and make amazing wife's. Monets are loyal, sweet, beautiful, freaks in the bedroom, amazing cooks, and would die for her children. You may not know it, but your true dream girl is a Monet.
I'm just waiting to find my Monet

Dude, I'm takin her home tonight, that girl is such a Monet!
by AllStraightGuys December 11, 2013
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A person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. Used in the movie "Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone.
"Britney Spears is a monet...she looks great from afar, but up close she's a mess!!!!"
by julingus00 January 23, 2005
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word used to describe a girl who is perfect like a painting.
confident, classy, funny, adorable, and stunning.
that girl was such a monet!


did you see that monet at the party?!


by shadeerae March 11, 2009
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Monet; noun. Originating with the esteemed artist of the same name, the term Monet is used to describe a female who appears to be extremely attractive from a distance, but who then disappoints on closer inspection, thus having given the impression of being attractive. Those familiar with Monet's work will recognise that this also looks great from a distance, but is lacking in the finer detail.

See also Picasso and Van Gogh
'Wow, I thought that girl was hot, but she's actually a bit of a Monet'

e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker; great at a glance, clearly not right on closer inspection
by Fresher November 25, 2005
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A lady who is the bees knees in all kinds of wonderful ways
That Monet chica is all kinds of fresh
by BeesKnessssssss February 3, 2010
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