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rappelling Aussie style 

To rappel facing the ground, as Australians do.
I might have gone rappelling Aussie style if I did it the regular way 10 or 12 times!!

Aussie slang 

It’s the good words of the world, short and sweet, like code words
Person 1: what is some Aussie slang
Person 2: here you are Barbie: BBQ
Prawn: shrimp
Cunt, asshole, and every other insult: mate
Mate: friend
Tinie: a small boat made out of tin
Shoey: drinking beer out of a shoe
Aussie slang by Bill jobs bobs October 8, 2018

Aussie special 

When a man Smears a large amount of Vegemite into the persons asshole pours a Victoria bitters down their back so that it trickles into their ass and sprinkles milo onto the concoction then gets a timtam scoops every bit of the flavory goodness and eats it
Aussie special (Used in bed when horny)
Aussie special by Doctor special August 29, 2022

Aussie Stir 

To use one's penis to swirl or otherwise mix a drink being served to an enemy or a woman that has just rejected you
Bartender: That guy was just giving me heaps of attitude like I am his slave so I Aussie Stirred his whisky

Rejected Guy: Just asked that chick if she was up for some scrapes and she spat in my face, good thing I pre-Aussie Stirred that drink I bought her
Aussie Stir by Mezkall April 24, 2011

Aussie Surprise 

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.
The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....
Aussie Surprise by Bushkunty April 15, 2020

Aussie salute 

Brushing away flies with your hand.

Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.
"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.
Aussie salute by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009