by alexrapa August 14, 2008
The hairs on Blake's beautiful head. Luscious locks. Just enough to twist with your fingers and make him relaxed. It definitely looks like Hasselhoff hair.
by VindictiveAngel February 6, 2023
Randomperson#1: “hey Roman did you get the science worksheet done?”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
Roman: “yeah I did”
Randomperson#1: “can you help me?”
Roman: “yeah sure! Under non-magnetic I put underwear and, under magnetic I put David Hasselhoff!”
Randomperson#1 “why?”
Roman: “no homo”
by Thebuffestboi November 9, 2018
angela, you look like david hasselhoff ;D
by shyenneeee February 28, 2008
An area of thick chest hair that is visible on a man when he is wearing a collared shirt that is not completely buttoned. Named after former Baywatch star David Hasselhoff and his well-known chest hair.
Beth: "Mike, I can see your Hasselhoff Patch!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."
Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
Mike: "Oh no - I better put on another shirt."
Jenny: "Tony, did you try shaving your Hasselhoff Patch?"
Tony: "I didn't, but that may be a good idea!"
by Murphy Somerset February 14, 2010
when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.
after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff
by super-dude-h November 17, 2008
When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
by TDSMTD August 17, 2019