A harrison

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.

I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out

by DonutDongMaster August 3, 2023

harrisonism

A phrase used to turn around any bad situation to show the bright side. Used by optimists trying to make people feel better! :)

Here are some examples of harrisonisms:

You might not have made the football team, but at least you have more time for homework! :)

There might be a test today, but at least that means we don't have a lecture! :)

by Germaniac February 14, 2010

Harrison

A person who is very friendly at times but can be easily annoyed but is also easily pleased. A ladies’ man who prefers to be in serious relationships and loves hugs and romantic moments. Tends to adore music and ALWAYS talks about it or sings it and the girl that goes out with him is just about the cutest girl you’ll meet.

Wait, is that Harrison? Ha, not surprised she’s with him, he’s adorable!

by Getting there August 6, 2018

Harrison

Harrison: a badass black dude from the streets of New York.

Subway Rider 1: Who's that guy that just got on the train? All the riders parted like Moses parting the Red Sea. Dude gets respect.

Subway Rider 2: On the streets he's known as Harrison.

by Moblspank October 1, 2023

harrison

the most caring, and loyal boy you will ever meet. will fall for you in a heart beat and will give you butterflies in seconds. once you have him be careful, they’re rare. always keep a harrison in your life because he will give you more support and love than ur momma

that’s my sweet boy, harrison

by Spidermilk June 29, 2019

Harrison

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet, kind to everyone, hottest looking guy you've ever seen, best style ever, makes your heart sink every time you look at him, always makes you happy no matter what state your in, gives you butterflies every time you see him, can always put a smile on your face.

have you ever met harrison? well you should because he's the most amazing person you'll ever meet.

by Jiords <3 February 28, 2013

Harrisoned

Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.

Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?

Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.

Ha! You just got Harrisoned.

by omally September 19, 2016