Something that is ripe but to an infinite power. Something “dummy ripe” cannot be duplicated by anybody or anything else in its category. Something being called “dummy ripe” has reached maximum attractiveness, coolness, and greatness.
MS: “Hey who’s that chick over there?”

IS: Oh bro that’s Hannah Marin, she’s dummy ripe, anyone with her in her life is extremeley blessed.
by ripe_ibra May 29, 2018
Get the Dummy Ripe mug.
To slam the ham or beat the meat; to masturbate with one's trouser worm.
Jeffrey is upstairs trying to strum the dummy, while the rest of us are trying to play hide the kielbasa in the family room.
by Unlearned Hand July 24, 2019
Get the Strum the dummy mug.
Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.
Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.
by GliveCo January 23, 2023
Get the Jail dummies mug.
A person who is so stupid that they can be used as a literal dummy.
Person 1: Hey, can you buy me something?
Person 2: Yeah! Do you have money?
Person 1: Yes, inside your wallet
Person 2: Great! I already have it for you!
Person 1: Thanks! Stupid Dummy!
by hatertheplayer May 6, 2023
Get the Stupid Dummy mug.
A stupid dummy is someone who lacks knowledge or who has no common sense or any experience in real life situations or someone who is portrayed as a gook
Buddhaman: ”Wazzup wit jitt he over there gookin

ZellyB: ”Jitt ain’t never see this type of shit he a stupid dummy”
by Buddhab November 22, 2021
Get the Stupid Dummy mug.
real thiccc, mad thic, so thic that it becomes mad, stooopid.

The more “c”s the thicker and stoopider it gets.
Romina: omg have you seen how beautiful my daughter looks today
Caterina: fr she be lookin extra dummie thiccc today
by b1gd1ckatie December 2, 2020
Get the Dummie thiccc mug.
When two friends have such a strong dynamic in being idiots together that you can't help it, but just think that they're adorable in doing what they love.
Person 1: No, I don't want your pats.
Person 2: *pats anyways and runs away*
Person 1: You motherfu--*runs after them*
Person 3: Look at that dummy-yummy pair.
by Pseudo Saint September 20, 2021
Get the Dummy-yummy pair mug.