(zuk'd); verb: The act of being deceived by a salesperson into purchasing an astronomically overpriced item, which significantly reduces in value immediately after purchase.
by ryannedestroyerofworlds September 12, 2012
When something is so retarded that no other words can properly convey how mentally fucking scuffed it is.
Hey man.. I zucked up last night
Fuck me dude, the most zucked thing happened to me
Stop acting so zucked, dude
Fuck me dude, the most zucked thing happened to me
Stop acting so zucked, dude
by RealSpeller April 27, 2019
pimple faced little twat who steals ideas for his website and gets billions of dollars for it, not giving any credit for the people he steals from
by pharmakos September 20, 2013
by The Indian Nightmare October 14, 2010
Guy 1: That Zuck over there is a real cutie.
Guy 2: Ya pretty much, he owns Facebook and is the leader of the lizards.
Guy 2: Ya pretty much, he owns Facebook and is the leader of the lizards.
by Gay Fanfic December 11, 2018
1. (n.) A term referring to the rejection and resistance of the popular social network known as Facebook, founded by Mark Zuckerberg.
2. (v.) The act of deleting one's Facebook account.
2. (v.) The act of deleting one's Facebook account.
Non-Facebooker: "So, I finally decided to delete my Facebook account and it feels great!"
Facebooker: "It's like you told Facebook to suck-it!"
Non-Facebook: "It's more like I told Facebook to Zuck it!"
Facebooker: "It's like you told Facebook to suck-it!"
Non-Facebook: "It's more like I told Facebook to Zuck it!"
by Social Crusader January 1, 2012
Buying Facebook stock totally zucked!
Jim fixed me up with a hot chick, then did her the next morning, which is why Jim zucks!
John spent the day zucking everyone out of their life savings, with that ponzi scheme.
Jim fixed me up with a hot chick, then did her the next morning, which is why Jim zucks!
John spent the day zucking everyone out of their life savings, with that ponzi scheme.
by SammyG63 May 31, 2012