Top Definition
A zorb is a perfectly spherical person.
Look at that zorb that resides in V1 at the University of Waterloo.
by Aycrad March 29, 2009
8 more definitions
To attain a state of inebriation that causes others to feel disgust and/or discomfort.

The alcohol induced mindset that rationalises normally unacceptable behaviour due to heightened levels of ignorance and obnoxiousness.
Peter is zorb drunk.
by David Sherwood August 21, 2011
The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage's alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.
I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.
by Yaleboss September 26, 2014
smoking tobacco and cannabis with and water pipe
"wanna take a zorb?"
by bongjockey December 11, 2009
a word that will add intesity to your sentence
what the zorb is that guy doing?
by smile4 August 17, 2009
Describes the feeling after one takes a moke snap. Basically, a spinning light-headedness that can make you drool, or even vomit when done improperly, but when done correctly feels like heroin.
G-Mo was zorbing so hard off that moke snap that he fell off his chair into his puddle of drool, then threw up on the ground, then crawled through the gurp and needed to be helped up into a sitting position once again.
by walrusjuice January 10, 2007
A zorb is a rather large spherical ball, that one throws him or herself down a large hill in.
PMFG i just flew down tht hill in a zorb
by The Gracer August 16, 2005

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