8 definitions by Long Horse Short Walk
by Long Horse Short Walk February 3, 2022
When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.
Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
Bill: damn I forgot
Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man
Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021
the art of collecting supplies for your magnum opus artistic endeavour, typically mastered by english aristocracy
by Long Horse Short Walk February 10, 2022
When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 5, 2021
When you see something so incredibly cringe that your penis inverts and injects into your pelvis while while cumming. Basically a reverse ejaculation.
Bob: hey have you seen that Rebecca Black Friday song?
Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.
Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 30, 2021
Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.
John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.
Jane: Ok.
by Long Horse Short Walk October 3, 2021