A spin on the english language where the letter Z is placed at the end of every word. If you think it sounds stupid thats because it is. Zinglish was created to mock the pieces of shit that pollute our world with their ebonics and poor english. It sounds more ridiculous than a black guy speaking Japanese.
Dontz izsoundz likez az stupidz motherz fuckerz whenz iz usez Zinglish.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!