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Zaprudered 

Deception by total informational environmental control - when a single entity can control the whole information environment , and essentially create reality -

in the case that the JFK film was able to be a fabrication, becasue everything was shot on film, (still or motion) and thus easy to control that image information.

If one can control the film developedment points mostly in film motion , at labs, and then confiscate nearly everything else both though appeal for evidence and controlling the development labs and controlling everyone present, in this way by shooting film themselves the "controller of image information" can essentially create reality, and present that as the "best evidence" or even reality.

the internet and even a simple smart phone , is a big defense against being Zaprudered , for example there is no way the JFK incident could have occurred as it did, even if simple and small video cameras existed.

Its probably one of the most powerful deceptions because being Zaprudered involves human senses , and its easy to misunderstand how easy information was to control in the recent past .
People that watch TV are Zaprudered.

Greg is so Zaprudered he believes all the news on the TV and doesn't realize that 5 companies own all the channels !

Man i feel dirty, I got so Zaprudered into the Iraq war, i was watching a lot of TV , I even yelled USA USA USA!

Bob is so Zaprudered he buys into Alex Jones NWO conspiracies, even though the USD IS the world currency?? WTF?
Zaprudered by digitalindustry April 18, 2013
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zapruder 

To watch a film over and over intently to analyze it a la the Zapruder film of the JFK assassination.
OMG, I totally zaprudered that footage of Rhianna from the Grammys. I'm positive I saw a nip slip!
zapruder by dldftw January 3, 2011
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zapruderian 

(of a recording, description, analysis, etc.)

Clear and complete; leaving out no detail

Derived from the Zapruder film showing the Kennedy assassination.
The zaprudarian report leaves little room for doubt that the Trump administration was involved in illegal activities.

"I don't need the zapruderian version; skip to the important part."
zapruderian by Clue (1985) September 16, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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