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Zaprudered 

Deception by total informational environmental control - when a single entity can control the whole information environment , and essentially create reality -

in the case that the JFK film was able to be a fabrication, becasue everything was shot on film, (still or motion) and thus easy to control that image information.

If one can control the film developedment points mostly in film motion , at labs, and then confiscate nearly everything else both though appeal for evidence and controlling the development labs and controlling everyone present, in this way by shooting film themselves the "controller of image information" can essentially create reality, and present that as the "best evidence" or even reality.

the internet and even a simple smart phone , is a big defense against being Zaprudered , for example there is no way the JFK incident could have occurred as it did, even if simple and small video cameras existed.

Its probably one of the most powerful deceptions because being Zaprudered involves human senses , and its easy to misunderstand how easy information was to control in the recent past .
People that watch TV are Zaprudered.

Greg is so Zaprudered he believes all the news on the TV and doesn't realize that 5 companies own all the channels !

Man i feel dirty, I got so Zaprudered into the Iraq war, i was watching a lot of TV , I even yelled USA USA USA!

Bob is so Zaprudered he buys into Alex Jones NWO conspiracies, even though the USD IS the world currency?? WTF?
Zaprudered by digitalindustry April 18, 2013
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zapruder 

To watch a film over and over intently to analyze it a la the Zapruder film of the JFK assassination.
OMG, I totally zaprudered that footage of Rhianna from the Grammys. I'm positive I saw a nip slip!
zapruder by dldftw January 3, 2011
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zapruderian 

(of a recording, description, analysis, etc.)

Clear and complete; leaving out no detail

Derived from the Zapruder film showing the Kennedy assassination.
The zaprudarian report leaves little room for doubt that the Trump administration was involved in illegal activities.

"I don't need the zapruderian version; skip to the important part."
zapruderian by Clue (1985) September 16, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026