a small child with an abnormally large penis, doctors dont know why this is a thing but its what happens when you're named zach.
"i am strangely attracted to zach but hes really short and gay."
"i think its because of his huge cock"
by yolopandarox February 23, 2018
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Zach is a sweet charming guy and he loves to talk. But if you talk to him too much he will hate you.
Girl: I love talking to Zach

Guy: zach hates you

Girl: just bc I was talking. Wow
by Jachary is life May 19, 2018
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Zach is a very loving person. He can be a dick to his friends but is very loyal, he will do anything to protect anyone around him. Zach is naturally charismatic,shy, athletic, smart Zach has very dark brown eyes that can easily get u losses in them he is also cunning he enjoys the company of his friends. Zach is a shy kid, usually when he feels love for a girl he decides to keep it to himself because is very private , your lucky to have Zach as a boyfriend. Zach's hobbies are drawing, soccer. Zach is a big softy and will be missed by anyone who losses him.
" Zach and his friend Dustin was the only one's who scored the two perfect 100%s in the grade on the final math test."

"Zach is a real catch."
by big boi thick December 7, 2019
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A Zach will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. When they meet that special girl, they’re sold. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. They mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Zach, don't let him go. None other compares.
by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019
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A Zach (or Zac/Zack) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. When they meet that special girl, their sold. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. They mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Zach, don't let him go. None other compares.
by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019
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Zachs are good looking man who are tall and have orange hair they have friends but tends to stay with them and kind of huge people by their looks
OMG I really like Zach but he says he doesn't like me back! He doesn't even know me
by Mssndbxns June 28, 2018
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Zach is a very loving guy. He is mostly shy, but can be talkitive sometimes. Zach loves to be on his iPhone or play fortnite all day. He is very independent, but is well liked by family and friends. Zach is very nice but can be feisty. Overall, Zach is a nice guy to date but can have certain priorities.
Zach is nice to others and a good guy but all he does is play fortnite and ignore people.
by Don Donnavin November 26, 2018
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