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57.
a flirty player who loves girls. he doesnt know when to stop flirting. likes to be the one to breakup with his girlfriend. doesnt like having girlfriends cause he likes to flirt. he enjoys pleasuring himself. he is a big shot, and sometimes selphish. he loves getting action from girls and not love. he doesnt know what love means yet he uses the word. zach is not a good friend, he is a leader and will leave his friends behind for girls. he is never hesitant to show his dick, especially to girls, because it is rather large. zach can be nice but he has mood swings quite often.
Oh man, I got a Zach! Lets go fuck girls!

The Zach boy was fucking a girl?

Doesnt Zach have a girlfriend, why is he flirting?
by zoeymastaaa1 August 09, 2011
 
58.
1. verb, the act of being the highest level of homosexual
2. noun, someone having little or no swag
3. noun, someone with a hairline so dreadful its as if his barber is a Dementor.
1. You got so drunk last night, you and that dude were totally zaching.
2. Im not chilling with you if you keep being a zach.
3. Tims, hairline looks terrible, I feel bad for him, he looks like such a zach
by Ms.Doucette June 17, 2011
 
59.
The most wonderful lay in the world, Once you have sex with him, he'll make you cum and cum, and cum again. He has never ending energy and loves to play rough. Other than the sexual side, he's got a really sweet side to him as well.
He'll text you while he's on break just to say "Hey baby I love you." and he tells you he's always thinking about you.
I just love zach, he is the best zach i've ever had.
by Snickers794 January 09, 2011
 
60.
A Chinese Hell Faggot.
Zach is a mega agy douche-for-brians idiotic necrofelic
by TheBeautifulPeopleMM August 20, 2011
 
61.
A person who is addicted to oxycontin and heroin, constantly gels his hair so it won't "frizz", cries when runs over baby squirrels, deletes his ex gf on facebook, uses the words "whatever" and "never ever ever ever" daily, basically an overemotional girl.
Dude he's such a Zach
by FUXWITME317 November 01, 2010
 
62.
Boy who will never develop into a man because he refuses to respect and honour woman around him including Mikayla and Julia. Good looking, tops Brayden any day hands down.
And thomas will be forever prince charming.
Zach Murray
by juandmik September 28, 2010
 
63.
somebody who is largely conceded and commonly only cares about themselfs. usually a zach is blonde and has a rockin bod. unfortunately, this type of zach usually has a serious case of erectile dysfunction, or more widely known as E.D. This makes a zach attractive, but useless.
i was going to go all the way with him, but hes a zach.
by Eman3227 June 24, 2010