zon

like son, but disrespectful in a slang way

Who do you think you are zon?

Skweezy Jibbs tried to disrespect me so i called him a zon and stole his word

by Touminator November 3, 2010

zon

A character Class in the Blizzard game Diablo II

I have a PvM Zon

by FknBlazed May 17, 2003

zon

the sun in Dutch

umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"

by AP December 23, 2003

zon

probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.

God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?

by guy May 11, 2003

zon

slang for buying something. Originally meant buying something from Amazon, but has been repurposed to mean buying something from just about anywhere.

A: I'm hungry

B: Y dont u zon a McChicken rn?
A: This is the gayest word I have ever heard
B: Yo zon some lube for that butthurt
A: Please zon a noose and hang yourself

by SaugaMan97 August 29, 2018

Zon

Slang for Amazon

Oh cool knife where did you get it. Oh I got it off the zon

by !Suckonthat! May 26, 2017

Zon-it

To order something from Amazon
-Word created by Uncle David

Mom: do you want me to buy you some snacks from the store?
You: No just zon-it !

by acs216 November 27, 2021