talking to yourself

Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.

"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."

by tuxy August 6, 2009

Tag yourself

When you relate to something and know other people can relate too

*points to picture of man falling* "tag yourself"

by Thtprsnuknw December 14, 2017

Watch Yourself

Watch yourself means to be careful about what actions you complete or what you say to prevent getting hurt or in a fight.

You better watch yourselfor you will get hurt.

by nmoore_5021 January 25, 2017

kiss yourself

more family friendly version of 'kys yourself', itself the abbreviation for 'kill yourself' + 'yourself' for comedic effect.

person: *says sth stupid/ annoying"

person 2: "kiss yourself "

by x^7 May 11, 2023

do yourself

to have sex with yourself, and you should because Lauren Jauregui said everyone should

Lauren speaking in her really hot voice: "Girls that do themselves!"
(meaning she thinks you should do yourself)

by plsfvckmelauren June 2, 2015

fist yourself

Similar to "fuck yourself" but replaced with a more graphic term which increases the vulgarity. ..to "fist yourself" literally would to actually insert your clenched fist into your own vagina/anus.

John: hey, Bradie, you look like you've had too much to drink tonight, hand over your keys.

Bradie:.. fist yourself

by aNoN69 May 25, 2005

relieving yourself

Relieving one's self is a polite way of saying "peeing". For example "He proceeded to relieve him self against a tree" or "She had remove herself from the dinner table momentarily to relieve herself".

Could you excuse me?, I have to relieve myself. Hence "relieving yourself"

by DarthSkater July 13, 2014