4 definitions by tuxy

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An excellent cocktail consisting of

10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles

Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.

Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!

Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!

Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
by tuxy October 14, 2010

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Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.
"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."
by tuxy August 05, 2009

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Substance which is almost as versitle as peanut butter

Nitroglycerin is a highly explosive substance that is not available to the general public due to its extremely unstable chemical complex
dynamite has nitroglycerin as an active ingredient
by tuxy August 05, 2009

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A particularly vile drink consisting of,

1 part apple vodka
2 parts Amp energy drink

The word amperade comes from mixing the words amp and gatordade, not because amperade contains gatorade, but because of its almost resemblance that it has to gatorade when the mix is completed.
I made the gallon of amperade in the Hawaiin punch bottle last night, shit was dope, I was smashed.
by tuxy February 20, 2011

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