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You all in: Y'all in another form
You'ins are some sumbitches I tell ya.
You'ins by Hannah April 24, 2005

Are You Insane?!?!? 

A phrase used in response to a question asked that is completely normal or calm to confuse the person asking the question.
Luke: "Did you check the mail today?"

Mark: "ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?"

If you insist 

Old man: get is my lawn
Lady: If you insist
If you insist by Dtmwagt__ October 26, 2016

Are you shitting inside of me? 

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.
Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is* 

Used by youtube NPC kids to get easy likes, frowned upon most social media communities
Like if you hate *insert hated thing or person that brings easy likes on the video the comment is*

*Insert something trying to point to the like button*

when you write 'h' instead of 'n'

oh frick!

Friend: what, did you when you write 'h' instead of 'n'?