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Yogatory 

Yogatory

Yogatory is the eternal place of suffering, inhabited by the tormented souls of sinful men, who have spent way too much of their lives staring, ogling, drooling, and otherwise fantasying about hot-young, women in Yoga pants.

Like the mythological Greek figure, Tantalus, famous for his eternal punishment of standing in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches, with the fruit ever eluding his grasp, and the water always receding before he can take a drink.

Those who descend into the depths of Yogatory are forever tormented by the elusive and evasive, hot-young-tail, who prowl about, seductively sauntering and gyrating past them whilst wearing Yoga pants. Ohhhhh, the Helllllllllll
"Hey, Austin... you better stop checking out those girls before you end up in Yogatory." "I can literally see every crevice of her body, John!... Forgive me, Lord... I have sinned! Please don't send me to Yogatory!" "You're going straight to Yogatory, Alex!" "There is a special place in HELL for those of us who suffer this affliction. It's called Yogatory."
Yogatory by Valhalla MMA April 24, 2019
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Acronym made famous by Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley standing for "Year Of The Takeover"
Finley had twenty catches on Sunday, we're going to the Super Bowl for sure! Yotto!
Yotto by Rob Davis Fan September 2, 2010
Year Of The Indy TakeOver

A common hashtag used by students of Independence High School (Charlotte, NC) to promote their sports teams, but nobody ever knows what it stands for.
Come watch your Indy Patriots crush the Butler Bulldogs this Friday at Home! #YOTITO
YOTITO by Kbrock3766 January 8, 2018

Yogatorium

A place where Lululemon clad, somewhat wealthy women meet to gossip, stretch, listen to calming music, and ultimately pass gas at one another. Sometimes heat is added, but that’ll cost extra.
Kammy was delayed arriving to her mani/pedi because the Yogatorium started her Tantric Escapes class later than usual.
Yogatorium by Captain of Industry October 1, 2021
Acronym made famous by superstar Green Bay Packers tight end Jermichael Finley standing for "Year Of The Takeover 2".
"Say YOTTO once this trip and you're getting suckered." - Garrick
"This is the YOTTO2 so obviously we won't be saying it." - Jermichael
YOTTO2 by Jermichael Finley October 16, 2011
interjection, noun, plural

interjection

1.

farewell (a conventional expression used at parting when the person is already walking away).

It is composed of "Yo" and "Tados"
Example 1

James: are you leaving man?
Franck: yea!
(as Franck is walking away, James shouts)
James: YOTADOS!!

Example 2:

I just called the front desk to ask for help because my communicator windows were filling up with jibberish. They told me yotados!

Yo
Yotados by Jimmy Bond June 30, 2012