Yosser

Can mean almost anything, or can be shortened to Yoss.
Look at that Yosser.
Pass me a can of Yoss.
what a Yoss pot
by Ball Bag12 July 26, 2006
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Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.
Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.
by Sensualtomato August 01, 2012
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Yosser

I'm just who I am
Yosser is just a moody girl
by Yosser November 22, 2021
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