by HLNT October 19, 2004
British Slang, Measurement of Time;
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
1) The unit of 'Yonk' is known to be exactly 3 Months and 13 Days.
--> Used to describe a long period since you last saw someone or something. Usually termed 'Yonks' rather than a 'Yonk'.
by Stuart Fletcher November 10, 2004
A mistake or a failure. The word can usually morph into the meaning of your choice with negative connotations. Yonk does not describe people but is a description.
Bro, I just yonked my APUSH test.
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
I tried to talk to that guy over there.
Yeah I saw, that was a yonk.
Tommorow is going to be such a yonk!
by broski62726618 November 30, 2018
"I've been mad for fucking years, absolutely years, been over the edge for yonks, been working me buns off for bands..."
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)
-Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon (Speak to Me)
by Chris August 26, 2005
by swagabelly March 17, 2022
I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks
by melissa May 26, 2003