yoked

To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.

He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.

Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.

by Charley Sciascia May 12, 2006

yoked

Excessively over-built musculature.

As in... Christopher Bates.

by MRN February 24, 2004

yoke

spinning your tires, doing donuts, dipn(gas-breakn)

he yoked his 5.0 at the sideshow all night

by drezzy April 8, 2006

yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.

Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now

by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014

Yoke

A slang term for male ejaculate or semen

Yoke in her face!
I yoked all over that bitch!

by Jal8631 March 23, 2008

yoke

A headlock.

by Rasta May 5, 2003

Yoke

Nothing. everything. what ever you want it to mean

Kenzie yoked nicks yoke while she yoked her own yoke.

Buddy you should yoke that Rona.

That was a yokeing good time

by Dequaves/Ron April 6, 2019