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smashing his yogurt truck 

Australian slang used to announce that one has cum
Don`t bother that bloke, he`s just finished smashing his yogurt truck.
smashing his yogurt truck by 2Rooks November 16, 2005

Hit by the Yogurt Truck 

Euphemism for the appearance of a recipient of a massive facial cumload
Tom hadn't unloaded for two weeks, so when he came in Katie's face and hair it looked like she'd been Hit by the Yogurt Truck

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

yoghurt truck 

1:A load of jizz
2:A cock, as it transports the yoghurt
I crashed the yoghurt truck into my girlfriends face last night!
yoghurt truck by Chest August 3, 2003

yoghurt truck 

a batch of freshly ejaculated male sex piss
I quickly reached for the Kleenex having just crashed the yoghurt truck
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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