adj. Derived from Stood Up. When you finally get a sneezerolling that's been nagging you for the past few minutes, only to find at the last second that the sneeze has deserted you leaving your face in a retarded semi-yawning expression.
Dave: omg! I get yawned up so many times at work I never want to sneeze again!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.