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YAFFing, or, the act of writing You're a Fuckin' Faggot Dude or (YAFFD) is an acronym used in texting, usually when texting between two guys, that is usually a response to a male friend using an emoticon (smiley face or any other kind of face). YAFFD is intended to let the person know that you only tolerate broads who use that shit because they have vaginas and tits that they may one day expose to you.
YAFFING Example:

Steve (Texting Bill): dude, tonight we should totally go and see the new Judd Apatow movie
Bill: Sounds good. I'll call you when I get off work.
Steve: :o)
Bill: YAFFD
Steve: why'd you YAFF me?
Bill: because you sent me a gay clown face in your text. only girls who have nice big goobler tits are allowed to make those. Seeing as how you don't have the aforementioned goobler tits, I refuse to stand for your texts, as you are a faggot.

Steve: oh!

the only acceptable image for a man to draw in his texts using colons, brackets etc. is a penis. e.g. 8---)
YAFFing by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Having an inappropriate temper tantrum in the work place.
Allen was sent home for yaffing during the management meeting.
yaffing by StLCardLuvr October 1, 2014
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Another spelling for Yaphet Kotto, an American actor, who starred in the NBC television series: Homicide: Life on the Street.

Also a common verb in Ethiopia

Generally a smart, caring,charming slightly sarcastic guy who has a sexy sexy girlfriend

An incredibly sexy male that encourages many female wet dreams.

An ancient creature said to dazzle any woman who looks into his eyes. extremly attractive, egotistical, and friendly

Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

An ethiopian badass!

Yaffet is so smart and sexy and holy crap just look at his girlfriend

Oh my god i just had another wet dream about yaffet!

Look at that ethiopian badass, what a yaffet!

My boyfriend is so yaffet!
That guy just made me yaffet on the spot!

Yaffet by realeditor March 16, 2009
lleyo "ynaffit" peepance
ynaffit by lleyo July 26, 2019

Ynaffit Spoll 

an orgasim so intense that your body goes into spazims and your eyes role back in your head and you reach full nirvana also know as tauntra
My friend gave me the perfect Ynaffit Spoll
A jew who's wallet is filled with coupons and pennies. Always has a jewish friend. Listens to hardcore rap while having S&M sex. A foot fetish. Mexican breakfast mouth.
"Dude I totally got the best Yafit last night"
"The chick I hooked up with last night gargled my balls with her Yafit"
Yafit by A&J_RECORDS July 31, 2012
(noun) A type of street art. The name comes from combining the words "yarn" and "graffiti", hence, "yaffiti"
I saw so much yaffiti when I was walking over the bridge.
Yaffiti by hms December 28, 2012